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Wow, a lot of my folks on my f-list have come out with posts regarding religion, beliefs, death and lots of other stuff I normally like jawing about while I’ve been away. Once brain is in gear, I may attempt to reply to them in a sensible and logical fashion.

For now, you will have to put up with my ramblings about the trip. Firstly, something I’m surprised hasn’t shown up on at least one brainless-female-orientated magazine.

Emma’s Patented Weight Loss Diet!

Here it is folks! Guaranteed to loose you a ridiculously large amount of weight in a time period that is ridiculously small, in a way that guarantees you’ll put it all back on with extra once you go back to eating normally but hey, short term results are what we’re interested in, right? And what’s better is you need absolutely no willpower for it whatsoever! (Although a small amount of oh-god-kill-me-now suffering may be involved.) Just in time for the ski season, which all our preceding articles will have made you feel crap, insecure and inadequate about, despite the fact that ski gear covers just about everything and disguises all manner of lumps and bumps.

How to:

Forty-eight hours before you are due to depart: Catch gastroenteritis, and catch it hard.

( ”Possible_TMI_under_the_cut._Indigogecko,_I’m_looking_at_you.” )

Full details of my holiday that are not illness related will probably go up tomorrow at some point.