Holiday Shenanigans.

So, actual holiday antics. Meaning the one time I actually got onto the slopes, and wasn't doing the 'walk sideways up a mountain, then ski back down very, very slowly while your instructor shouts that you haven't got enough triangle at you (I'm not kidding here)'.

( Background )

( Part_one,_wherein_my_mother_plays_human_skittles_and_I_concuss_a_small_child. )

( Part_two,_wherein_I_am_calm_and_collected_and_hate_blue_runs. )

( Part_three,_wherein_my_father,_brother_and_sister#2_don’t_do_much_better. )